Bob Hutsler's Eclectic Collection of Esoteric Information

Bob Hutsler's Eclectic Collection Of Esoteric Information

Translation: A Wide Variety of Stuff Few People Care About

Suitable for Most Sane Reasonable People

Those Who Are Easily Offended or Subscribe to Political Correctness Are Directed to the Closest Exit

OK, you made it past all the disclaimers! Congratulations! Enjoy!

Update Log
Date Description of update
January 2010
Temporary access to the Divine Heart Seminary Jubilee Program.

August 16, 2009
Now 124 Fishy editorial cartoons. Maybe I should be reported to flag@whitehouse.gov again. As usual, subject and first sentence provided for you.

August 13, 2009
New editorial cartoons keep showing up in my electronic in-box. Keep them coming.
There is also a new bumper sticker and several new essays, including some 'video essays' on YouTube.

**Update Log**
Date	Description of update
January 2010	Temporary access to the Divine Heart Seminary Jubilee Program.
August 16, 2009	Now 124 Fishy editorial cartoons. Maybe I should be reported to flag@whitehouse.gov again. As usual, subject and first sentence provided for you.
August 13, 2009	New editorial cartoons keep showing up in my electronic in-box. Keep them coming. There is also a new bumper sticker and several new essays, including some 'video essays' on YouTube.

Interested in having a Photo CD, A DVD slide show, a screensaver or some other type of collection made of your favorite pictures.

Send a note to bob@hutsler.net, and ask nicely!

Rates may depend upon how nicely you ask!

For some samples of some of my work, visit my Photodex Sample Site.

With the advent of so many easier ways, most pictures are now on my Facebook page.

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Fight Socialism!

A collection of essays, cartoons and anything else I can get my hands on to show the absurdity of Barrack Hussein Obama's relentless pursuit of Socialism in this country. If this offends you, then you are part of the problem.

Amy Pictures

If you have ever met me, you know I'm the proud Grandfather of the most beautiful and smartest little Granddaughter known to man. Rather than have me send six CD's full of pictures to you, here are a few of the best. Come back from time to time for the latest ones.

Breaktime
Rather than forward all the weird stuff people send me in e-mails, I keep a collection of some of the more bizarre and funniest in a presentation I used to use at breaktime when I taught classes. Back then, I had to keep it such that it would not offend anyone. Since I'm now retired and don't have to try and impress you as the most bland person in the world, I can include anything that tickles my funny bone. So beware.

Heart Attack
I had a series of heart attacks several years ago. Since I knew so little about the subject, I'm fairly lucky to be alive today, not because I was smart enough to know what was happening, but because some very capable EMT people saved my life! You may learn something by reading my story, or you may giggle once or twice, or you might even have a sniffle. Or, if you are lucky, you might get all three experiences for the price of reading one short little essay.

Opinions
There are a few strange souls in this world who actually listen and care about what I feel about things. As time permits, I'll document my opinions on politics, religion and other taboo subjects. I never expect total agreement, but I do expect only civilized replies, that demonstrate at least a modicum of logic, rather than the mindless repetition of whatever the media currently determines to be the 'current public opinion'. All others will be discarded.

Quotes & Wisdom
There seems to be quite a few other people in this world that think they have something to say. I've kept a collection of some of the best on the pages below, sorted loosely into various and arbitrary categories.

Real Tall Tales
These are true life stories from a real imagination. Due to the author's humility and wish to remain anonymous, I have tried to not use my own name too often. Read and enjoy.

Fun Links
There are a lot of interesting sites available on the web. You can learn a lot about a lot of things ... or you can just have some fun.

Central Command
Are you tired of hearing nothing but bad news about our efforts in Iraq and Afghanistan and elsewhere? Do you get the feeling from our media reports that the U.S. Military is nothing but a bunch of idiots running around killing innocent women and children? Do politicians calling for us to run and surrender and hide from danger aggravate you? Would you like to have unfiltered access to the hear what the people running the show believe they are doing? Try this, you may be surprised at what you learn:

Defend America
Or, for a completely different slant on what you hear on TV or read in the papers, check out the site below. You may be surprised at what you learn and wonder why this type of information is kept so quiet.

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Comments, suggestions and opinions can be expressed using the e-mail tag below. Good ones will be acknowledge. Bad ones will be filed in the recycle bin.

bob@hutsler.net

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Before listing all the credits, resources and software used to create and maintain this site, take a minute and exercise those seldom used brain cells. The following little exercise is brought to you by The Free Dictionary See how many of the words you can match with their definition. Come back and try often as they change through the days and weeks. Guessing is allowed and, in fact, more often than not, needed.

If you learn something from this little exercise, it is your own fault!

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	This site was designed for and looks best and works best on the Mozilla Firefox browser. Of course, if you believe all the drivel and marketing hype propagated by the Micro$oft drones, led by the richest man in the world, it probably works with his product also. But, in case you have noticed or read too much of the constant mind-numbing praise for him and his company, he really doesn't need any more money.
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Fight Socialism!	A collection of essays, cartoons and anything else I can get my hands on to show the absurdity of Barrack Hussein Obama's relentless pursuit of Socialism in this country. If this offends you, then you are part of the problem.
Amy Pictures	If you have ever met me, you know I'm the proud Grandfather of the most beautiful and smartest little Granddaughter known to man. Rather than have me send six CD's full of pictures to you, here are a few of the best. Come back from time to time for the latest ones.
Breaktime	Rather than forward all the weird stuff people send me in e-mails, I keep a collection of some of the more bizarre and funniest in a presentation I used to use at breaktime when I taught classes. Back then, I had to keep it such that it would not offend anyone. Since I'm now retired and don't have to try and impress you as the most bland person in the world, I can include anything that tickles my funny bone. So beware.
Heart Attack	I had a series of heart attacks several years ago. Since I knew so little about the subject, I'm fairly lucky to be alive today, not because I was smart enough to know what was happening, but because some very capable EMT people saved my life! You may learn something by reading my story, or you may giggle once or twice, or you might even have a sniffle. Or, if you are lucky, you might get all three experiences for the price of reading one short little essay.
Opinions	There are a few strange souls in this world who actually listen and care about what I feel about things. As time permits, I'll document my opinions on politics, religion and other taboo subjects. I never expect total agreement, but I do expect only civilized replies, that demonstrate at least a modicum of logic, rather than the mindless repetition of whatever the media currently determines to be the 'current public opinion'. All others will be discarded.
Quotes & Wisdom	There seems to be quite a few other people in this world that think they have something to say. I've kept a collection of some of the best on the pages below, sorted loosely into various and arbitrary categories.
Real Tall Tales	These are true life stories from a real imagination. Due to the author's humility and wish to remain anonymous, I have tried to not use my own name too often. Read and enjoy.
Fun Links	There are a lot of interesting sites available on the web. You can learn a lot about a lot of things ... or you can just have some fun.
Central Command	Are you tired of hearing nothing but bad news about our efforts in Iraq and Afghanistan and elsewhere? Do you get the feeling from our media reports that the U.S. Military is nothing but a bunch of idiots running around killing innocent women and children? Do politicians calling for us to run and surrender and hide from danger aggravate you? Would you like to have unfiltered access to the hear what the people running the show believe they are doing? Try this, you may be surprised at what you learn:
Defend America	Or, for a completely different slant on what you hear on TV or read in the papers, check out the site below. You may be surprised at what you learn and wonder why this type of information is kept so quiet.